Spendin my days out loungin like a lizzard I m smooth
I got a polyester closet full of three piece suits
And my face has got the stank from the cologne that I use
I m smooth
Leavin a trail of broken hearts I m the lovin thief
I can impress em and undress em with my sensitivity
Look at the time if you ll forgive me I ve got places to be
I m smooth
I ve got to be the smoothest thing that I ve ever seen
You must wish that you were me
Drivin in a Big Car
Feelin like a big star
Drinkin from a big glass
Feelin like a big star

Start em right off with a line that they just can t ignore
What s your name,what s your sign, I think I ve seen ya before
And when ya walk it makes me wanna watch ya walk some more
And when ya talk it makes me wanna watch ya walk some more
He s leavin a trail of broken hearts, he s the lovin thief
He s got a million alibi s hidden up his sleeve
Hold that thought for a moment do ya see what I see
There s a girl across the way she s probably fallin in love with me
I ve gotta be the sweetest thing that she s ever seen
She must want to ride with me
If you could drive in a Big Car, would you drive in a Big Car
Drivin in a Big Car
Feelin like a big star
Drinkin from a big glass
Feelin like a big star

I m just another manifestation of your oldest desire
And if your thinkin you ve got an inklin that ya need me to sire
And if ya want to be treated like a movie star
Said you, me, let s get in the car
I ve got to be the spookiest thing you ve ever seen
They all want to ride with me
Drivin in a Big Car
Feelin like a big star
Drinkin from a big glass
Feelin like a big star